I left in a hurry and forgot to pack a bathing suit.

Hint 1 of 8:

You could make one.

Hint 2 of 8:

See the floating bar. Somebody forgot something there.

Hint 3 of 8:

You are such a nice guy and will never return it.

Hint 4 of 8:

So what are you waiting for. Check it out.

Hint 5 of 8:

See everything? Like glasses and a polishing cloth?

Hint 6 of 8:

After polishing you glasses your might want to play Tarzan.

Hint 7 of 8:

Sew yourself a little loin-cloth.

Hint 8 of 8:

Polishing cloth + dental floss = skimpy bathing suit