I left in a hurry and forgot to pack a bathing suit.
Hint 1 of 8:
You could make one.
Hint 2 of 8:
See the floating bar. Somebody forgot something there.
Hint 3 of 8:
You are such a nice guy and will never return it.
Hint 4 of 8:
So what are you waiting for. Check it out.
Hint 5 of 8:
See everything? Like glasses and a polishing cloth?
Hint 6 of 8:
After polishing you glasses your might want to play Tarzan.
Hint 7 of 8:
Sew yourself a little loin-cloth.
Hint 8 of 8:
Polishing cloth + dental floss = skimpy bathing suit